Great Dads

Good dads give their daughter's cocky new boyfriend a stern talk.

GREAT dads have him turned into a Carbonite coffee table.

 

 

Read our letter to TIME Magazine explaining why Darth Vader is the best dad ever.

Carbonite is Forever

Found that special someone but worried that they'll change?

Why not freeze them in Carbonite?

Love fades but Carbonite is forever.

 This message brought to you by the "Death Star Cares" initiative.