The Doctor is the Worst Friend Ever

Friendly warning from all of us here in the Galactic Empire, because we care: this post contains spoilers for Doctor Who's The Rebel Flesh/The Almost People. It also contains logic.

Gangly

 

ALL STAFF:

 

If you see a gangly man in a bow tie with ridiculously good hair step out of a blue box SHOOT ON SIGHT.

 

Do NOT let him monologue, sonic screwdrive or touch anything.

Bad Guy

Dear Doctor,

If EVERY alien on EVERY world you visit is "evil" and "has to be stopped", then we've got news for you: 

YOU'RE the bad guy.