The Present of A Lifetime

It's my birthday! And to celebrate, I'M giving YOU a present, because that's how kind and generous and wonderful we are here in the Galactic Empire's PR Division.

This could be the most valuable present you are ever given, so print it out, but don't be selfish - pass it on.

Oh, one piece of advice: don't get cocky. Even without the Force, Lord Vader still has the power to bust you down to cleaning duty in the trash compactors on J-Deck.

How to Win Board Games & Friends

Next time you're losing Monopoly, shout "DEATH STAR!!!!!" and destroy the board.

Nobody likes a sore loser... but EVERYBODY loves a creative solutioner.

Note 1: Yes, this works for any game.
Note 2: This works better/is more impressive the more maniacal your maniacal laugh is.