New Tricks

You can't teach an old Ewok new tricks.

But you CAN make one taste delicious in a pot roast with preserved lemon, rosemary and salt.

Advice for Dictators #120

Riots continue unabated in Egypt.

President Mubarak and other would-be dictators take note:

This is what happens when you take Farmville away from people.

Never Look Back

Kids,

One important thing to learn in life is to never look back.

That's where all the monsters are.

See a Doctor

Does your child:

• Play with his "lightsaber" incessantly?
• Whine about having to do simple chores?
• Take instructions from the voices (particularly of old men) in his head?
• Seem disturbingly attracted to siblings?

The chances are extremely likely that s/he could be a Jedi.

Seek help before it's too late. Consult a medical professional immediately.

Brought to you by the "Death Star Cares" initiative.