Earth's most wanted terrorist, Osama Bin Laden, may be dead but rest assured Sithizens, the Galactic Empire's war against terror continues unabated. Emperor Palpatine has personally guaranteed that the "Mission Accomplished" banner will not fly until Luke Skywalker is brought to justice for his crimes against humanity [and assorted weird aliens].
The Galaxy's most infamous terrorist, "Cool Hand" Luke Skywalker is wanted in connection with the destruction of the first Death Star, resulting in the deaths of more than 1.3 million people, moral depravity and practicing Jedism, as well as planning and executing numerous other Rebel terror attacks.
Skywalker is often seen in the company of other high profile dissidents Han "Low Blow" Solo, Leia "Princess" Organa, Chew "Teddy Bear" Bacca, Lando "Token" Calrissian and droid life partners C-3PO and R2-D2.
He is widely known to frequent desert caves owned by creepy old men in bathrobes, goblin-infested swamps, trash compactors and hives of scum and villainy.
Skywalker is considered one-armed and extremely dangerous.
Sure, the Death Star is a giant superlaser that can blow up planets. But over 1,000,000 of our employees just like to call it "home". Welcome to the Death Star's Public Relations Division.
DSPR's Amazon Picks
Showing posts with label Wanted Poster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wanted Poster. Show all posts
Monday, May 2, 2011
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
WANTED: The Doctor
WANTED
Dead or Alive
THE DOCTOR
FOR:
Theft of a Type 40TT TARDIS
Intergalactic meddling
Monologuing
Trying to bring back bow ties
Having ridiculously good hair
REWARD:
A warm, fuzzy feeling from having done the right thing.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
