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Showing posts with label Star Trek. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Trek. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Monday, October 18, 2010
Classic Prank
Classic prank:
We spray painted a platoon of clones red just as they were about to leave the ship to explore a strange new alien planet.
They all died. Bazinga!
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Enterprise
Yes, we're afraid of the Starship Enterprise but only because after the last time Captain Kirk visited we had to grant maternity leave to 47 women.
And a vending machine.
Don't ask.
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