Fool Me Once

 

Fool me once, shame on me.

Fool Darth Vader once, shame about your home planet.

What Doesn't Kill You

 

Sometimes what doesn't kill you makes you limbless and face down in lava listening to another stupid lecture.

Love

Love is like a lightsaber:

It burns hot, cuts easily, looks fun in movies but usually ends with someone having no limbs face down in lava.

Best Defense

 

The second best defense is a good offense.

The best defense is blowing someone up before they even know they're playing the game.

New Tricks

You can't teach an old Ewok new tricks.

But you CAN make one taste delicious in a pot roast with preserved lemon, rosemary and salt.

War

War: what is it good for?

Resource acquisition, eliminating your enemies, blowing stuff up, feeling like a big man.

So, lots actually.

Home

Wherever you go, whatever you do, always remember:

Home is where the Darth is.

This message brought to you by the "Death Star Cares" initiative.

Money

Money can't buy happiness.

But it can buy a moon-sized death laser you can use to blow all of those happy bastards to hell.

Hero or Villain

There has never been a villain who wasn't the hero in their own story, or a hero who wasn't the villain in somebody else's.

Intentions

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Ergo, the road to heaven is paved with bad ones.