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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

See a Doctor

Does your child:
  • Play with his "lightsaber" incessantly?
  • Whine about having to do simple chores?
  • Take instructions from the voices (particularly of old men) in his head?
  • Seem disturbingly attracted to siblings?
The chances are extremely likely that s/he could be a Jedi.

Seek help before it's too late. Consult a medical professional immediately.

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