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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Happy Father's Day

The next time you're forced by societal norms to go looking for a crappy gift for your father to "celebrate" Father's Day, we offer instead the following classic Father's Day prank:

You will need:
1 x Official-looking Document
1 x Finely-tuned sense of humour
A willingness to commit to the role

The set-up:
1. With your official-looking document firmly in hand, storm into your house shouting, "Mum! Dad! Get in here now!" [Stage 1 Tip: Sound enraged and outraged in equal parts.]
2. When your father enters the room and asks, "What's going on?" reply, "Mum told me everything. I did a paternity test! You're not my dad!" [Stage 2 Tip: Real tears in your eyes are a real bonus here.]

The punchline:
If he has a heart attack, you've done it right.


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