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Monday, May 23, 2011

You're Welcome

The Galactic Empire is pleased to announce that we're working on a new targeted laser.

Testing to begin immediately on people who wear Ed Hardy t-shirts.


You're welcome, Earth.

Brought to you by the Death Star Cares initiative.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Mercy



Nicole Polizzi, aka. "Snooki" is a New York Times bestselling "author".

Earth:

We don't normally do mercy killings but in this case we're willing to make an exception.