The Galactic Empire is pleased to announce that we're working on a new targeted laser.
Testing to begin immediately on people who wear Ed Hardy t-shirts.
You're welcome, Earth.
Brought to you by the Death Star Cares initiative.
Sure, the Death Star is a giant superlaser that can blow up planets. But over 1,000,000 of our employees just like to call it "home". Welcome to the Death Star's Public Relations Division.