Facebook

In our ongoing effort to keep the Galaxy up-to-date on all the great things the Empire is doing for you, the people, you can now find the Death Star PR team on Facebook.

The Facebook page will have feature the "Best" of our Twitter updates, as well as notifications of blog updates and any Galactic Empire-related links worth sharing.

Go, minions. Join the page, tell your friends. Whoever signs the most people up gets a cookie.

Behind Every Great Hero...

Proudly presenting our first advertisement for the PR Team...

Art by becboland

Don't Panic

Some people seem to think that here on the Death Star, we're only about the death.

Okay, yes, VERY OCCASIONALLY when we move into orbit around a planet we're there to blow it up.

But MOST of the time, we're just stopping by to talk, or pick up a few pizzas, or return that DVD of the third season of 'Friends' we borrowed eight years ago.

To help get the message of love and understanding out there, we give to you this inspirational poster...

Remember, the Death Star Cares.

Long Range

The Emperor has done so much for our Galaxy. He's given us stability, prosperity, order and employment. "But what about security?" we hear you ask. "How can you make sure our children are safe in bed at night from the Rebels?"

We've listened and now, the Emperor has delivered.

We give to you...

The Death Star: Long Range you can believe in.

art by becboland

Change: Into a Sith Lord

It's almost election time here in the Galaxy Far, Far Away. We're pleased to bring you the first election poster for the most beloved political leader in the galaxy - Emperor Palpatine.

Art by becboland

Glass Half Full

Glass half empty: We killed everyone on Alderaan.

Glass half full: We saved them all from having to see Twilight Eclipse.

Omelette

You can't make an omelette without blowing up a few planets.

Life

Here on the Death Star we employ 1,179,293 people with hopes, dreams & families.

I guess you could call us the "Life" Star.

Opportunity

 
Don't think of us as a "Death" Star, think of us as an "Opportunity" Star.

Mission Statement

Here at Death Star Public Relations, our ongoing mission is to spread the word about the great things the Galactic Empire is doing for you, the people.

We're about so much more than destroying planets and ridding the galaxy of the Rebel Alliance. We're also about the things that are really important to you - job security, fair taxes, free childcare and puppy dogs.


Watch this space for regular updates, or simply follow us on Twitter for up to the minute coverage.