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Friday, July 23, 2010
Darth Didn't Do It
The Galactic Empire categorically and emphatically denies Lord Vader's involvement in the alleged robbery and quite frankly, we find these allegations offensive. Several reliable witnesses can confirm that at the time of the robbery, Darth Vader was busy brutally murdering a Jedi cell in a galaxy far, far away.
It is clear from the alleged bank robber's attire alone that he is not the real Darth Vader. Everyone knows that Lord Vader dresses exclusively in slimming black, whilst the robber's cloak is blue. Not to mention the camouflage pants, which are an absolute fashion faux pas, as they do not compliment Vader's stylish chest respirator in any way.
Finally, we would like to take this opportunity to point out to the intellectually challenged citizens of Earth that accusing a magically-powered cyborg killing machine who lives in a moon-sized laser capable of destroying your planet may be extremely injurious to your health.
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Posted by Robbie Boland at 7:39 AM
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One might suggest "he doth protest too much." *I* wouldn't, but someone might.ReplyDelete
So what your saying is, Darth decided to dress up as a bad version of himself as evidence in proving his innocence? The Dark Lord is mightier than we previously could have imagined.ReplyDelete
We find your lack of faith... disturbing.ReplyDelete
"Darth Didn't Do It"?ReplyDelete
His name is Vader. Darth is the title.
LUKE I AM YOUR ROBBERReplyDelete
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