When he asked the PR team to schedule his next holiday, the boss had only a few requirements:
- No lava
- Seriously, no lava
- Holiday venue should be run by a merciless Empire
- Plenty of high adrenalin activities to keep the losing wife/friend/limbs night terrors away
- Lots of attractive yet non-threatening Princess-types
- Constant screams of the innocent a plus
Thank you to the many, many Sithizens who sent us the link.