Cartoonist Adam Watson recently posted some fantastic Dr. Suess-style Star Wars pictures on his blog Not Only, But Also. Go there immediately to see the lot.
We do not like Rebel scum.
In fact, we think they are quite dumb.
We do not like them in a bar.
We do not like them blowing up our Death Star.
We bring these images to you by way of warning. Do not show them to your children under any circumstances. They may laugh, be interested, or even be inspired to attempt to be creative themselves.
The Empire believes that children should under no circumstances be exposed to fantastical stories of any kind. They make children imagine better worlds and brighter futures, which is horrible. For us.