The Galactic Empire needs YOU.
Our finest tacticians believe we can wipe the Rebel Alliance out with one final, devestating blow.
We need to hit them where we're reliably informed it hurts the most: the heart. We're not actually sure what that is, but by all accounts it's what the Rebels use instead of a cybernetic blood pump powering a chest respirator. Weird.
To win, give us your best Twitter-style insult for the Rebel scum of your choice in the comments below. Be clever, be evil, be purile - the choice is yours. 140 characters per insult (Rebel's name not included). Maximum FIVE zingers per person, e.g.
@ObiWanKenobi is a creepy old space hobo who lives in a cave, does "magic" tricks and "watches over" young boys. Don't take candy from him!
The single most demoralising insult wins this awesome shirt from Nerdoh:
Entries close 12:00am Wednesday 24th November.