We're talking, of course, about Swedish self-assembled furniture companies. There is no faster route from mild mannered suburbanite to aggressive mass murderer than to purchase a bookshelf or space saving apparatus from IKEA. In many cultures, it is the final test before adulthood: can you build the TV stand/stare into the gaping maw of madness and retain even a small shred of your sanity?
The folks at College Humor have created a series of superb Sci-Fi IKEA Manuals which perfectly capture just how insanely unhelpful and downright evil IKEA's manuals actually are.
Enjoy. We're off to finish work on our Tjardiis.
There are supposed to be some bits left over, right?