Ever wondered how much better Star Wars would have been if it was a pretentious foreign film written by Jean-Paul Sarte? You know you have. Well wonder no more, because OneMinuteGalactica has done it for you.
Above all, the video proves that it would be horrible to be in the Rebellion, unless you love being all angst-ridden and despair-y.
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. I exist, and I find it nauseating."