Sure, the Death Star is a giant superlaser that can blow up planets.
But over 1,000,000 of our employees just like to call it "home".
Welcome to the Death Star's Public Relations Division.
Remember that time Yoda trained the Younglings in the Jedi Temple?
Hey genius:
Lots of young children + confined spaces + lightsabers that can cut through anything like butter + flying lasers = careless disregard for child safety.
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