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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

COMPETITION: Boba Fett Facts


In an effort to get on the good side of the Dark Side, the folks at Crave, the social marketplace for fans of anything collectible, have given the PR Team an awesome Star Wars Original Trilogy Collection Boba Fett 12" Action Figure to give away to one of our lucky fans.



But because we're evil, we're going to make you work for it.

Tell us your best "Boba Fett Fact" in the style of "Chuck Norris Facts", e.g.
  • Boba Fett's jetpack doesn't run on fuel. It is fueled entirely by Boba Fett's own awesomeness.
  • Boba Fett didn't escape from the Sarlaac. The Sarlaac escaped from him.
Only entries left in the comments of this post will be considered. Limit of THREE "facts" per person. Entries will be judged by DSPR and Crave.

Originality is key - if you just replace Chuck's name with Boba Fett's on some recycled facts, you won't win. And you'll also probably also receive a jetpack-powered roundhouse kick for your troubles.


Entries close Wednesday 21st September 2011, 7am AEST.

In the meantime, make sure you check out Crave's Star Wars catalogue for some inspiration.

170 comments:

  1. The only bounty that Boba Fett ever failed to collect was on himself.

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  2. The Sarlacc spat Boba Fett out, because he tasted too awesome.

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  3. Boba Fett isn't a clone of Jango, Jango is a clone of him.

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  4. Boba Fett didn't enter this competition, because Boba Fett has no competition

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  5. Carbonite didn't freeze Han Solo, he was dumbstruck by Boba Fett's awesomeness.

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  6. Lucas had to cancel the rocket-firing Boba Fett figure--it was so awesome, he wouldn't have sold anything else.

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  7. Boba Fett can bulls-eye womp rats blindfolded.

    Boba Fett shot first... ever... right after he invented the blaster.

    Boba Fett has never let a Wookiee win.

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  8. Boba Fett doesn't make the Kessel Run. He makes the Kessel run away.

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  9. Boba Fett destroyed the Death Star, with an angry glare.

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  10. There was no big bang. Boba Fett was having sex, pulled out, and ejaculated the Milky Way Galaxy into existence.

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  11. Boba Fett Could've done the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs if he wanted to, but what's the point? If they know what's good for them they'll wait.

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  12. The only thing cooler than the planet Hoth is Boba Fett.

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  13. The only reason Boba Fett was cloned from Jengo Fett was because Chuck Norris was not around.

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  14. Underneath Fett's Helmet is another blaster

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  15. Princess Leia VOLUNTEERED to be Boba Fett's slave.

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  16. Boba Fett's real voice is so powerful, George Lucas had to dub it out when he re-released the trilogy.

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  17. Boba Fett actually killed all the clones after the clone wars because they were all copy errors in his eyes

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  18. Jango Fett's armour recoloured itself to match Boba Fett's awesome.

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  19. Boba Fett was asked to speak before Congress last July. Why? Because every time he visits parties, he raises the roof.

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  20. Boba Fett's so awesome, the braids on his suit are from Chuck Norris' beard.

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  21. Boba Fett never had to do the Kessel Run because he just killed the smugglers for the spice when they were done

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  22. The Sarlaac didn't eat Boba Fett, Boba Fett invaded the Sarlaac

    Boba Fett is around because Jedi need heroes too

    Wolverine is the best he is at what he does, but only because he never met Boba Fett

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  23. James Earl Jones was told his voice was not manly enough to play Boba Fett.

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  24. When boba fett grows tired of bounty hunting, he'll take a break put a cloak and rubber mask on and call himself "the emperor" and live in some place he owns called the death star.

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  25. Some say that Boba Fett went into the Sarlacc because he wanted a relaxing place to have a nap. These people have now been disintegrated. Boba Fett does not take naps; Boba Fett has times where he allows the world to stop existing.

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  26. Boba Fett wasn't inserted into Episode IV Special Edition. Episode IV Special Edition was inserted around him.

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  27. BOBA stands for Being Overwhelmingly Brutally Awesome

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  28. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Boba Fett slaped that Yoda bitch so hard that made him "Yoda-Talk" afterwards.

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  29. Bobba Fett's milkshake brings all the Twi'lek's to the yard.

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  30. For the Blu-ray release, George Lucas was going to add more closeups of Boba Fett, but thought too many viewers might cower in fear instead of watching the rest of the movie.

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  31. The only person that is any good to Boba Fett dead is Boba Fett.

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  32. According recently found evidence, it has been discovered that Boba Fett was in fact the famous "bed intruder."

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  33. Boba Fett's dream is to one day become the male version of Ryan Seacrest.

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  34. Boba Fett was so awesome that George Lucas created the prequels and Clone Wars series because he knew an army of his brothers would be popular.

    Boba Fett pulls Wookiees' arms out of their sockets.

    Boba Fett once fell into Jabba's trapdoor; he ate the rancor.

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  35. Everyone loves Boba Fett, and he always knew.

    Leia would actually rather kiss Boba Fett.

    Boba Fett was always more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

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  36. Because Boba Fett knows the difference between units of time and distance, HE made the Kessel Run in under twelve SECONDS.

    Boba Fett never gets his schwartz twisted.

    Boba Fett doesn't have a midichlorian count. The midichlorians know better.

    Boba Fett doesn't have a bad feeling about this. This has a bad feeling about Boba Fett.

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  37. Boba Fett could clean up a wretched hive of scum and villainy with only one well-placed roundhouse kick.

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  38. A wookie might tear your arms off if he loses, but Boba Fett would tear his own arms off and beat you to death with them... if just his pinky wouldn't do the same thing.

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  39. Boba Fett does not fly through space, space moves itself around Boba Fett.

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  40. The only reason Jar-Jar binks isn't dead yet is because Boba's holding out for more money.

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  41. Boba Fett doesn't disintegrate his bounties, they disintegrate themselves.

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  42. The rebel assault on the second Death Star was an elaborate diversion Boba Fett cooked up so that he could pimp-slap the power core b/c Vader stiffed him on the Solo bounty.

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  43. There is a reason it's called a 'fett'ish.

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  44. Palpatine went by the title "Emperor" b/c Boba Fett was already taken.

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  45. Only Boba Fett could guard a body the size of Jabba's.

    Boba Fett did the Kessle Run in less than ELEVEN parsecs. Bite it Solo.

    Boba Fett trains Seal Team VI members in his free time.

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  46. Lucas made Vader say "Noooo" in Jedi because only Boba Fett can live forever.

    God made man in his image, Boba Fett made God in his image.

    George Lucas invented Star Wars. Boba Fett's pen name is Geore Lucas.

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  47. Stories tell of a man that could one day kill Boba Fett. Boba Fett collected on him last week.

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  48. Jango? What the hell did he ever do? It's all about the Boba!

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  49. Boba Fett is so badass he killed his own impostor.

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  50. Boba Fett didn't name his ships Slave I-IV; they named themselves that willingly!

    Boba Fett traveled back in time so that he could be cloned (Jango), because he knew the Republic/upstart Empire would need his sheer awesomeness!

    After Boba Fett escaped the Tatooine sarlaac, it went around bragging to all the other sarlaacs, who were envious that it had had the honor of being involved in a memory of Boba Fett's.

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  51. Boba Fett's beard is so awesome he keeps it hidden.

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  52. Boba Fett wears an armor plated helmet and visor over his face just to protect you from his awesomeness.

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  53. Neither Han nor Greedo shot first. Boba Fett shot first... and last

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  54. Boba Fett watches Dog the Bounty Hunter for its comedic value.

    Boba Fett didn't fall into the Sarlaac Pit, he went there willingly to show it who's boss.

    Whenever Boba Fett "finishes", he yells "Attack of the Clones" all over you.

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  55. Boba Fett made George Lucas add Darth Vader screaming "Noooo!" while throwing the Emperor down the shaft in The Return of the Jedi dvd. Even Darth Vader knows he's second in awesomeness to Boba Fett.

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  56. The reason Chuck Norris is so cool is, because after George Lucas decided not to make any more movies after episode IV Boba Fett decided to come in to our reality and take on the name Chuck Norris.

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  57. Seal Team Six has been widely credited with killing Osama Bin laden but they arrived too late. Boba Fett had already been there, killed OBL, shot down our stealth black hawk from he Slave I and collected his $25 million dollar bounty from the Hutt's err... FBI.

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  58. The Dark Side of the Force feels the power of Boba Fett.

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  59. His helmet alone has killed more than both Deathstars and Vader combined.

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  60. If he shoots you - you come back from the dead just to thank him for it.

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  61. What's the meaning of life? Just another thing God made for Boba Fett to destroy.

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  62. Boba Fett invented the novelty condom when he used R2D2 as a makeshift sheath in Jabba's bed with Mrs The Hutt.

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  63. Boba Fett has Jedi reflexes; he sees a Jedi and he shoots him in the face.

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  64. He once jumped into a Sarlac pit just to see what it felt like and the Sarlac pit died from heartbreak once he was done.

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  65. Many ppl wear superman pyjamas, Superman wears Boba Fett Pyjamas

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  66. According to the Official Mandalorian to English dictionary, Boba means Bad and Fett means Ass.

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  67. George Lucas was going to add a CGI Boba Fett to the infamous sarlacc scene until he woke up one morning with an Ewok head next to him. Instead he added Boba Fett hitting on dancers in Jabba's Palace.

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  69. If Boba Fett ever visited Naboo, Jar Jar Binks would never have appeared in a feature film.

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  70. The Death Star didn't really blow up Alderaan. It was a new superweapon that focuses Boba Fett farts.

    Boba Fett can compress water.

    The HoloNet grossed its highest viewer level in its multi-thousand year history as it aired it's first and last episode of "Fett, The Bounty Hunter". Apparently all viewers were too scared to watch another episode.

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  71. Boba Fett's power is NOT insignificant compared with the power of the Force.

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  73. The Second Death Star exploded after unconfirmed rumors that Boba Fett had been eaten by the Sarlacc..... Even it did not want to live in a universe where Boba Fett was dead.

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  74. Boba Fett's armor is not for protection..... It is to contain his awesomeness.

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  75. Boba Fett was once embroiled in a situation known as "The bounty hunter wars".... He didn't pick a side, he just won.

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  76. As a child when young Boba Fett picked up his father's severed head he was heard to whisper..... "That's just a scratch....Walk it off!"

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  77. Boba Fett discovered who let the dogs out. ... And then buried him.

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  78. Boba Fett has never had to say "It's a trap."

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  79. When the Kaminoans made Boba Fett they didn't break the mold, HE did.

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  80. Boba Fett is the only man to enjoy a good force-choke.

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  81. While most people let Wookies win, Wookies let Boba Fett win.

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  82. 1. Darth Vader hired Boba Fett, just so he could spend some extra time with him.

    2. The Emperor lists Boba Fett as his emergency contact.

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  83. Boba Fett's financial accounts bankrolled the bank the Emperor took the loan from to fund the death-star v1 and v2.

    Boba Fett's Helmet is made from the Immovable Object. The Dent is from when the Immovable object met the Unstoppable force of Kyle Katarn's Bryar Pistol.

    Boba Fett once fought a clone of himself to see what losing felt like. The cloning facility didn't survive.

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  84. Boba Fett doesn't hunt bounty because he needs the money, he does it because without him the bounty economy would crash terribly!

    Boba Fett doesn't fly through space, he sits in his ship and space flys around him.

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  85. Darth Vader didn't kill the Emperor, Boba Fett did. He was outside the window during that fight and when the Emperor saw him he was so scared he fell down the reactor shaft.

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  86. Boba Fett didn't fall into the sarlac pit. He jumped in willingly to get the $10 one of Jabba's goons owed him.

    Darth Vader wears a helmet and black jump suit to hide the terrified look and urine stains he gets everytime he sees Boba Fett.

    Boba Fett wears wookie scalps because the Rancor head wouldn't go with his armor.

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  87. Jango had a high count of Bobas in his midichlorians.

    The word trap in Mon Calamari means Boba Fett.

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  88. Boba Fett once ruled the galaxy, but the galaxy wasn't ready for that level of awesomeness. And that is why the Parsec is a measurement of time in Star Wars.

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  89. In his free time, Boba Fett Wookie Whispers

    Boba Fett gets paid for bounties he hasn't captured...yet.

    Boba Fett doesn't eat or sleep, his own awesomeness fuels him.

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  90. Boba Fett doesn't work for Jabba The Hut, Jabba has the privelege of talking to him.

    Darth Vader didn't hire Boba Fett, Boba Fett told him he would capture Han Solo.

    Boba Fett doesn't need a blaster, his glare freezes people into carbonite.

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  91. In the ORIGINAL Ralph Mcquarrie Concept Art Bobba Fett's armor was ALL WHITE. And Star Wars Corp Costuming Department went on to create an exact prototype of that ALL WHITE Armor that was use for screen tests. This was eventually nixed by George Lucas for what we ended up seeing on film and cartoon.

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  92. Bobba Fett was first seen by the public in 1978 on TV in the Cartoon which was the HIGHLIGHT of THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL. Which aired on ABC 7 in Los Angeles. George Lucas allowed another Director to have almost FREE REIGN on the production of that TV Special. And after it aired he hated it SO much he made an attempt to buy up all known existing copies of it. But it was too late.

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  93. During Bobba Fett's FIRST appearance on film he didnt fly in the SLAVE I ship, he rode an ORANGE SWAMP DINOSAUR with Bug Eyes.

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  94. Bobba Fett's ship (Slave I) concept was designed off of the Old Street Lamp Bulb Covers in Modesto, California.

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  95. Bobba Fetts lineage stems from the Planet of Mandelor. Even though his father was raised on the planet he belonged to a Secret Warrior society that was based on the Ancient Warrior Society Traditions of the Mandilorians. But it was despised by the Mandilorian Society as an Archaic bad reminder of their savage past.

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  96. The Skull on Bobba Fetts Shoulder which has become iconic unto itself is a Bantha Skull. The Same Creature that we saw the Tuskin Raiders ride in STAR WARS. The Hairy Mammoth like beasts with horns.

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  97. Bobba Fetts Armor has long strands of Wookie Braids on it as a sign of his strength and prowess as a warrior and bounty hunter. This obviously doesnt go over well with Wookies. And hints at possible Wookie Slavery or Hunting in his past.

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  98. Bobba Fetts makes the Predator Envy him...

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  99. * Many Bothan spies died to bring Boba-Fetts toenail clippings to the Rebellion. These were later seized and used by the Empire to power the Death Star Laser.

    * Ever wonder why there was only 2 Death Stars? A Mandalore has only 2 testicles....

    * Our Fett'a, Who art far away, Boba be thy name...

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  100. Order 66 was only successful because the clones had a little bit of Boba in them.

    Clones checked under their bunks every night before going to sleep. Not for droids, for Boba.

    Greedo only missed Han because he didn't want to be disintegrated. Boba had dibs.

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  101. Boba Fett. (That is all)

    The Death Star was never fully operational. The super laser was merely Boba Fett peeing into a turbo laser beam.

    The wampa's were on Hoth hiding from Boba Fett.

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  102. Boba Fett wears the helmet because he is really an android...think Arnold and the Terminator times 10.

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  103. Boba Fett IS Chuck Norris. He was frozen in a stasis unit in the year 2020 only to be revived when medical technology had advanced enough to keep him alive FOREVER.

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  104. Boba Fett doesn't use the force. Boba Fett IS the force.

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  105. It's been said that before recorded history Boba Fett created the Force and that the light and dark sides are his good and bad alter-egos.

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  106. As Boba held Jango's head, he said, "It's only a flesh wound"

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  107. George Lucas didn't create Boba Feet, Boba Fett created George Lucas

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  108. Some say that Boba Fett's voice has no echo. Not even physics dares to try and replicate him.

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  109. Boba Fett's so cool Han solo was actually frozen by proximity.

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  110. Boba Fett's so bad@ss the darkside had to come over to him.

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  111. It doesn't matter if Han shot first, Boba Fett had the last laugh.

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  112. Obi wan wasn't hiding from the empire, he was hiding from boba fett

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  113. Sure Han Solo can make the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs, but only Boba Fett can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.

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  114. George Lucas didn't change anything for the bluray release, boba fett did to create an uprising.

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  115. He was named Ron Jeremy because boba fett was already taken

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  116. Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris > Bob Fett

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  117. Boba Fett doesn't normally fall into Sarlacc pits, but when he does, he enjoys himself.

    Luke Skywalker wasn't yelling 'NOOOOO' about Vader's revelation, he was just remembering something intimidating he heard about Boba Fett.

    Boba Fett wasn't intended to have so little actual on-screen time in the films, but the tape of all the other scenes melted because it couldn't handle that much Fett.

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  118. Boba Fett can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.... on a f*$&ing landspeeder.

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  119. Chuck norris jokes exist because Boba Fett allows them to

    And Boba Fett said let there be light sabers: and there were light sabers

    "During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the empires ultimate weapon, Boba Fett"

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  120. Jabba the Hutt once tried to eat Boba Fett's jelly donut. Once.

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  121. Boba Fett has often pleasured Oola with his mouth to the point of ecstasy....all while still wearing his helmet

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  122. No one has ever called Boba Fett a nerf herder and lived to tell the tale

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  123. Han Solo may fly the fastest ship in the galaxy... but Boba Fett can freeze him in Carbonite and steal it.

    And, by the way, it's a Mythosaur skull on Boba's armour, not a Bantha... tsk!

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  124. Boba Fett speaks softly but carries a big carbine rifle

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  125. Boba doesn't hunt the bounty the bounty hunts him.

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  126. Horses are hung like Boba Fett

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  127. Boba Fett is so notorious and dangerous that his reputation reaches galaxies far, far away.

    "Boba Fett" is Mando'a for - "No! No! Please don't kill me!"

    Boba Fett can scream in space... and be heard.

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  128. After Boba Fett flew out of the Sarlacc, he didn't even call her the next day.

    Boba Fett's codpeice isn't there to protect Boba Fett. . .

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  129. Boba Fett never lets the wookie win

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  130. Bounty comes crawling on its knees to Boba Fett, begging to be found.

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  131. Boba Fett doesn't wear armor to protect him from others, he wears it to protect others from Boba Fett.

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  132. There's a reason Jar Jar disappeared between Episodes III & IV, never to be seen again...that reason is Boba Fett.

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  133. Boba Fett is surprisingly considerate. He ALWAYS cares if you upset a droid.

    As a child, a would-be bully once threw Boba Fett's helmet across the playground, exclaiming "Boba, FETCH!" That child was later found inside-out.

    Boba Fett's favorite movie is The Notebook. Did you just laugh at that? Of course you didn't. You're still alive.

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  134. Boba Fett doesn't use pick-up lines. He simply says, "Now."

    We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Boba Fett. None of it will succeed.

    You can neither beat nor join Boba Fett.

    Boba Fett's Mandalorian armor is made from the flesh and bones of real Mandalorians.

    It is said that looking into Boba Fett's eyes will reveal one's future. All who have tried have had the same future: immediate, violent death.

    Between bounties, Boba Fett vacations by sunbathing between Tatooine's two suns, without sunblock. Or clothes.

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  135. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Boba Fett pyjamas.

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  136. Boba Fett doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.

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  137. Jabba the Hut was named after Boba Fett's manhood.

    In his spare time, Boba Fett plays bass in a doo-wop band called "Boba and the Fettones"

    It was once said that Boba Fett was a minor character in Star Wars. That was also the last time it was said.

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  138. Boba Fett' s helmet has gotten more head. than Ron Jeremy

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  139. Boba fett is so awesome he can make a million nerds on the internet complain just by changing his voice/accent.

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  140. Yoda used to look like Lando until he pissed off Boba Fett

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  141. Boba Fett doesn't actually hunt bounties. People just hand him money anytime someone else dies.

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  142. Boba Fett's awesomeness was so powerful that it blew up the first and second Death Stars.

    Boba Fett and his helmet are so amazing that Darth Vader decided he just had to have a helmet too.

    Boba Fett is so awesome that when Dog the Bounty Hunter was little he decided he wanted to be Boba Fett.

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  143. Boba Fett's tears could've saved Padme, too bad Boba Fett doesn't cry.

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  144. Boba actually had Jango killed because there could be only one Fett

    Darth Vader bathed in lava so that he could get a suit that made him look more like Boba Fett

    Boba Fett had Han Solo frozen in carbonite because Han claimed he had shot Greedo. It was actually Boba, with a sniper rifle, who had shot first. Han just knocked him over.

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  145. "Boba Fett" translates as, "I am so screwed" in 2,357 languages.

    Boba Fett can repel firepower of that magnatude.

    Blasters don't kill people, Boba Fett kills people.

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  146. "Anakin, I am your father." - Boba Fett.

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  147. The purity of Boba Fett's DNA led the Italians to create their own clone: Boba Fiat, who runs on liters of wine and olive oil.

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  148. Anakin Skywalker screamed "Nooooooooooo" and needed cyborg enhancements after falling into lava. Boba Fett uses that same lava in his hot tub.

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  149. Boba Fett is so awesome he can clone himself just by thinking it.

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  150. Boba Fett never actually appeared in the Star Wars movies. George Lucas couldn't afford him, and had to hire Jodo Kast as a stand-in.

    Everyone remembers where they were the day JFK got shot, even Boba Fett. He was on this grassy knoll in Memphis . . .

    Mara Jade wasn't the Emperor's hand. She was just holding everyone's attention while Boba Fett did all the dirty work.

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  151. Han Solo didnt shoot first. Boba Fett did...when he invented the blaster.

    The only bounty Boba Fett failed to collect was the one on himself.

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  152. The only reason Boba Fett wears a helmet is to keep the blood of his victims off his face.

    Boba Fett's voice is almost as rare as the people who live long enough to hear it before he kills them.

    In a fight between a a dozen Wampas and a dozen Wookiees, Boba Fett wins.

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  153. God wanted to be Boba Fett when he grew up.

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  154. Every time Boba Fett sneezes, a Stormtrooper trooper’s head implodes.

    Boba Fett's Sacros K-11 pistol has 3 settings: stun, disintegrate, and inspire. He's only used “inspire” once. On Jesus.

    Boba Fett’s true theme song is the sound of jetpack exhaust melting the faces of an infant Sarlacc brood.

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  155. Mandalor is afraid of Boba Fett

    The reason Boba Fett wears a helmet is if he took it off the universe would collapse in on its self because of his awesomeness

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  156. Boba Fett assembled his Mitrinomon Z-6 jetpack without looking at the instructions.

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  157. The Greek God Hephaestus gave Boba Fett his armor as a reward for kicking the shit out of Ares. Boba Fett didn’t say thank you.

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  158. The Boba Fett character wasn’t modeled after an early version of Darth Vader. An early version of the world was modeled after Boba Fett.

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  159. The reason why Anakin wasn't "the chosen one" was Bobba Fett.

    Darth Vader chose to "master" the Dark Side. Bobba Fett chose Awesomeness.

    That wasn't the sound of the Sarlacc burping - that was Bobba Fett.

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  160. There's no such thing as death of natural causes in the Star Wars Galaxy, Boba Fett gets everyone eventually.

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  161. "Most of the world's economic problems can be solved with a blaster and some carbonite" -Boba Fett

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  162. “Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Awesomeness leads to Boba Fett.”- Yoda’s (original) quote

    The only illness Boba Fett’s ever had is the stomach ache he gave to the Sarlacc.

    Boba Fett doesn’t have an awesome face- he is the face of awesome.

    Boba Fett’s children are better known to the world as Seal Team 6.

    Stewie Griffin calls Boba Fett “The Fett Man”

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  163. After Boba Fett, everything else is just Awesome Sauce.

    Boba Fett is not "Half human on his mother's side."

    Anakin Skywalker, age 10: Freshman at Padawan Academy... Boba Fett, age 10: Bull's Eye's Jedi Knights with his Firespray-31 back home...

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  164. So good topic really i like any post talking about Ancient Egypt but i want to say thing to u Ancient Egypt not that only ... you can see in Ancient Egypt Ancient Egypt Religion and more , you shall search in Google and Wikipedia about that .... thanks a gain ,,,

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