Sure, the Death Star is a giant superlaser that can blow up planets.
But over 1,000,000 of our employees just like to call it "home".
Welcome to the Death Star's Public Relations Division.
Thursday, July 7, 2011
200 Reasons
Ke$ha has written 200 songs for her new album.
We like to think of them as 200 reasons why your death by explosion will be a merciful one.
This message brought to you by the Death Star Cares initiative.
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