Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Star Wars A Neil Patrick Hope: An Open Letter to Neil Patrick Harris

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Dear Neil Patrick Harris, We're just going to come straight out and say it. We like you. Just enough for you to be flattered by the...
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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

The Sith Who Stole Christmas

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It's that time of year again. Now that Thankskilling is behind us, we've begun decking the Death Star halls with bowels of Ewoks (...
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Friday, November 18, 2011

10 Rules We Can Learn About Dating From Star Wars

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Star Wars can teach us valuable life lessons on just about all facets of human existence. But what lessons can we learn about dating fr...
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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Great Dads

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Good dads give their daughter's cocky new boyfriend a stern talk. GREAT dads have him turned into a Carbonite coffee table.    ...
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Friday, November 4, 2011

Stormtroopers Wanted: Apply Within

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Sydney Stormtroopers, the Galactic Empire needs YOU! We're currently hard at work preparing to film "Death Star PR" the ...
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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Is Luke Skywalker REALLY the 99%?

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As the "Occupy" movement sweeps the Galaxy, more and more people are coming forward to speak out against "corporate greed&qu...
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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Lost in Translation 1

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"You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile" is just Borg for "Free hugs! And I'm not taking 'No' for an ...
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The Count Dooku

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"One... two... THREE dead Jedi! AH HA HA HA!" ~The Count Dooku, Sithame Street.
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Monday, October 17, 2011

Memo: Darth Vader "Small Talk" Guidelines

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DEATH STAR INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM TO:        ALL STAFF FROM:      PR DEPARTMENT SUBJECT:   DARTH VADER "SMALL TALK" GUI...
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Friday, October 14, 2011

AT-AT Dog is an AT-ST Man's Best Friend

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What is it that makes us human? Is it the ability to reason, to move beyond basic emotion into the realm of logic and pragmatism? Or is it o...
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GLaDiOS 5

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  Instead of downloading iOS 5 like everybody else, why not try GLaDiOS 5 ? All of the functionality, twice the homicidal passive-agg...
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Occupy Alderaan

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The Galactic Empire is pleased to confirm that today's "Occupy Alderaan" protests ended swiftly and peacefully. Sor...
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Monday, October 10, 2011

Terrible News: Emperor Palpatine Will NOT be running for President

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Until S arah Palin's announcement that she wasn't running for President , we weren't aware that it's customary on your p...
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Friday, October 7, 2011

You Don't Know the POWER of Darth Vader's Ad Libbing Skills

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We all know Darth Vader killed all of the Jedi, because they were evil and totally deserved it. What you may not know is that Darth Vader al...
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Thursday, October 6, 2011

WINNER: Boba Facts Competition

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This competition proved that if there's one thing people love it's Boba Fett. And that if there's a second thing people lov...
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