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Monday, June 6, 2011
Vadercation Episode II: Disneyland
A Sith Lord's work is never done, but that doesn't mean Darth Vader can't take time out from his busy schedule of Jedi killing and dissident suppressing to take a little Vadercation every now and then.
When he asked the PR team to schedule his next holiday, the boss had only a few requirements:
No lava
Seriously, no lava
Holiday venue should be run by a merciless Empire
Plenty of high adrenalin activities to keep the losing wife/friend/limbs night terrors away
Lots of attractive yet non-threatening Princess-types
Constant screams of the innocent a plus
Only one place fit all of the criteria: Disneyland. Obviously. Sit back, use the Force to grab a drink from the fridge and enjoy the highlights from the Dark Lord's Disneyland Vadercation to the all new Star Tours.
Thank you to the many, many Sithizens who sent us the link.
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