We've been saying it for a long time: Han and Leia are the worst couple in the universe. He's a cocky douche bag who loves his giant space dog more than real people, she's an uptight Princess with daddy (and brother) issues. Not to mention the fact that they're both terrorists, wanted throughout the galaxy for aiding and abetting Luke Skywalker in the destruction of the first Death Star. Basically, they're both terrible, terrible people.
Thankfully, the good folks of OneMinuteGalactica have released the following excellent instructional video to prove it.
I am so happy to see at last that the romantic idealisation of these terroists is being challenged. Good luck in finding them and bringing them to justice. Such dastardly individuals do not deserve a happy marriage.
ReplyDeleteAnakin and Padmé were one of the best couples of all time.
ReplyDeleteseriously..how dare they aid that luke dude in destroy the greatest idea ever created(deathstar)
ReplyDeleteThey were the only couple to last through all the terrible times in the galaxy and they had three kids.
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