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Friday, March 4, 2011
Gangly
ALL STAFF:
If you see a gangly man in a bow tie with ridiculously good hair step out of a blue box SHOOT ON SIGHT.
Do NOT let him monologue, sonic screwdrive or touch anything.
... that's assuming your stormtroopers can hit the broad side of his blue box.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.