Cookies

We're sure by now everyone has heard the Dark Side has cookies. Well it's true. Just look at this picture:

Just in case this wasn't enough proof for you, Foodbeast (in conjunction with the ever-more powerful LucasFilm licensing department, who will one day rule you all), have released the ultimate word in moon-sized doomsday weapon/coffee jars:

To buy the jar and donate more money to George Lucas, go here.