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Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Bad Guy
Dear Doctor,
If EVERY alien on EVERY world you visit is "evil" and "has to be stopped", then we've got news for you:
Poor misguided Empire, I can understand why you feel that way. First you misjudge the dangerousness of X-wing fighters then you misunderstand the motives of the good Doctor. Though I suppose he must seem dangerous and threatening to you too. Go hook up with the Daleks, you'll get along swimmingly. :) secretlifeofastarwarsnerd.blogspot.com
Every alien on every world is equal, it's just that some are more equal than others... and equality is something you have to fight for by eliminating the less equal. It's the American way.
Have you EVER watched Doctor Who????
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contradiction: oodkind
ReplyDeletePoor misguided Empire, I can understand why you feel that way. First you misjudge the dangerousness of X-wing fighters then you misunderstand the motives of the good Doctor. Though I suppose he must seem dangerous and threatening to you too. Go hook up with the Daleks, you'll get along swimmingly. :)
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If you're into the whole "moral subjectivity," "what's good is only what everyone is ok with" kinda thing.
ReplyDeleteEvery alien on every world is equal, it's just that some are more equal than others... and equality is something you have to fight for by eliminating the less equal. It's the American way.
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