Sunday, June 20, 2010

Mission Statement

Here at Death Star Public Relations, our ongoing mission is to spread the word about the great things the Galactic Empire is doing for you, the people.

We're about so much more than destroying planets and ridding the galaxy of the Rebel Alliance. We're also about the things that are really important to you - job security, fair taxes, free childcare and puppy dogs.


Watch this space for regular updates, or simply follow us on Twitter for up to the minute coverage.

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