You can't make an omelette without blowing up a few planets.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Life
Here on the Death Star we employ 1,179,293 people with hopes, dreams & families.
I guess you could call us the "Life" Star.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Mission Statement
Here at Death Star Public Relations, our ongoing mission is to spread the word about the great things the Galactic Empire is doing for you, the people.
We're about so much more than destroying planets and ridding the galaxy of the Rebel Alliance. We're also about the things that are really important to you - job security, fair taxes, free childcare and puppy dogs.
Watch this space for regular updates, or simply follow us on Twitter for up to the minute coverage.
We're about so much more than destroying planets and ridding the galaxy of the Rebel Alliance. We're also about the things that are really important to you - job security, fair taxes, free childcare and puppy dogs.
Watch this space for regular updates, or simply follow us on Twitter for up to the minute coverage.