Thursday, September 29, 2011

This Floppy Drive Knows the POWER of the Dark Side

›
The Imperial March, played on two Floppy Drives. In a word: Impressive. MOST impressive. Thanks to the many Sithizens who directed us ...
4 comments:
Wednesday, September 28, 2011

An Open Letter to The Pentagon Re: The Death Star

›
Dear The Pentagon, In the September-October issue of your in-house acquisition magazine, Defense AT&L , in an article entitled ...
4 comments:
Monday, September 26, 2011

The Death Star PR Webseries Needs YOU!

›
Loyal Sithizens, the Death Star PR team needs your help. We have just FIVE days left in our "Death Star PR" webseries fun...
Wednesday, September 21, 2011

It's Not Just Palpatine Who Got the Shaft

›
As the galaxy's most famous war hero, it's no surprise that everyone thinks they know Darth Vader. But you don't. He's not y...
Saturday, September 17, 2011

We'd Never Use the Force For Good...

›
Here in the Galactic Empire, we'd never use the Force for good, but that doesn't mean you can't. Lucasfilm and Stand Up T...
3 comments:
Friday, September 16, 2011

Now You Can Finally Get Those Power Converters From Tosche Station

›
Earth astronomers have made what could be the most important scientific breakthrough in the history of everything on your planet: they...
3 comments:
Tuesday, September 13, 2011

COMPETITION: Boba Fett Facts

›
In an effort to get on the good side of the Dark Side, the folks at Crave , the social marketplace for fans of anything collectible, hav...
169 comments:

Live, Love, Laugh

›
  Live like you have clone bodies waiting. Love like you've never been burned in lava. Laugh like you've just taken over...
1 comment:
Tuesday, September 6, 2011

A Personal Message From George Lucas to Star Wars Fans Everywhere

›
George Lucas has been receiving a lot of negative press for the incredibly minor changes he's made to the Star Wars saga for the ...
11 comments:
Wednesday, August 31, 2011

The Ten Biggest Star Wars Blu-Ray Changes

›
We all knew there were going to be some adjustments, or "embetterments", to the Star Wars films with their Blu-Ray release on Sep...
9 comments:
Monday, August 29, 2011

The 20 Most Famous Forcesquare Oustings

›
Living a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, it can be hard to keep up with all of your friends' comings and goings. But it's ...
2 comments:

Planet Vader

›
Normally we're in the business of destroying planets, so today's news presents us with something of a conflict of interest. Earth as...
2 comments:

The PR Team is Expanding

›
We're getting busier here in a Galaxy Far, Far Away. It seems that since Alderaan "mysteriously disappeared", the PR Team fie...
Saturday, August 27, 2011

At least we're not as bad as Apple

›
This might surprise you Sithizens, but the Galactic Empire has a bit of a bad reputation in some parts of the universe. Apparently some peop...
2 comments:
Sunday, August 21, 2011

Fool Me Once

›
  Fool me once, shame on me. Fool Darth Vader once, shame about your home planet.