Death Star PR

Sure, the Death Star is a giant superlaser that can blow up planets. But over 1,000,000 of our employees just like to call it "home". Welcome to the Death Star's Public Relations Division.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

The Ten Biggest Star Wars Blu-Ray Changes

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We all knew there were going to be some adjustments, or "embetterments", to the Star Wars films with their Blu-Ray release on Sep...
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Monday, August 29, 2011

The 20 Most Famous Forcesquare Oustings

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Living a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, it can be hard to keep up with all of your friends' comings and goings. But it's ...
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Planet Vader

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Normally we're in the business of destroying planets, so today's news presents us with something of a conflict of interest. Earth as...
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The PR Team is Expanding

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We're getting busier here in a Galaxy Far, Far Away. It seems that since Alderaan "mysteriously disappeared", the PR Team fie...
Saturday, August 27, 2011

At least we're not as bad as Apple

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This might surprise you Sithizens, but the Galactic Empire has a bit of a bad reputation in some parts of the universe. Apparently some peop...
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Sunday, August 21, 2011

Fool Me Once

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  Fool me once, shame on me. Fool Darth Vader once, shame about your home planet.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011

10 Reasons Why the Dark Side is Just Plain Better

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Some people would have you believe that the Dark Side is "evil", just because you have to murder the occasional person or bl...
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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

The Dark Side of the Grid

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One thing we get asked all the time here in the PR Department is, "Why did you blow up my planet?" The answer is that there are co...
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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Many Bothans Died to Bring You These Coins

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The small Pacific Island of Niue may only have 1,400 inhabitants, three computers and one McDonalds but it's already a step ahead of w...
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Monday, August 8, 2011

"Death Star PR" the Webseries

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Ever wondered why Luke and Han got a medal for blowing up the Death Star, but when the Galactic Empire blew up Alderaan we were suddenly “e...
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Han Shot First

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  What happens on Hoth in a tauntaun, stays on Hoth in a tauntaun.
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What Doesn't Kill You

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  Sometimes what doesn't kill you makes you limbless and face down in lava listening to another stupid lecture.
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Friday, August 5, 2011

Is Steve Jobs Building the Galactic iMpire?

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It was announced this week that Apple now has more money than the US Government . As its financial woes continue, the US Treasury's ca...
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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

This Death Star Cosplay Dress is Fully Armed and Operational

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On the Star Wars Official Blog this week, the incomparable Bonnie Burton brought our attention to the greatest costume based on a moon-siz...
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Saturday, July 30, 2011

The Truth About Han and Chewie

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Since Return of the Jedi , we haven't seen much of Han and Chewie. They never do the same talk shows, appear at the same conventions, or...
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Robbie Boland
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Chief Public Relations Consultant to the Galactic Empire. Found something the Empire should see? Contact: DeathStarPR@gmail.com
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