Saturday, July 30, 2011

The Truth About Han and Chewie

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Since Return of the Jedi , we haven't seen much of Han and Chewie. They never do the same talk shows, appear at the same conventions, or...
Thursday, July 28, 2011

A Death Star For America

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Dear Friends, It is a dark time for the United States of America. It's no secret that the once-great nation of America is in trouble....
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The Most Terrifying Thing You'll See This Week

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You know what the Galaxy doesn't have enough of? Horrifying baby dolls that will come to life at night time and devour your gall bladder...
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Saturday, July 23, 2011

Finally, you can BE a Jedi with Kinect Star Wars!

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There have been many Star Wars games, but even when the lightsabers came out, few gave you the feeling of what it might actually be like to...
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Friday, July 22, 2011

ClasSciFieds

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Ever wanted to know what the Classifieds Section of the newspaper looks like in a Galaxy Far, Far Away? Now you do, thanks to Scott Morton ...
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New Moon

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Good news, everyone! The Hubble Space Telescope has found a new small moon orbiting Pluto! That's no moon. 
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One Small Step Backwards For Man

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Fitting that you announce the world’s largest McDonald's on the same day that you stop sending shuttles into space.
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Monday, July 18, 2011

An Open Letter to Google re: the "Fictionality" of Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine

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Dear Goo, Can we call you that, Google? You seem like the type of innovative multinational IT-based corporation who is playful, easygoing ...
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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Jacob French's Troopertrek: An Imperial March With A Difference

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Stormtroopers are usually known for their unerring accuracy with a blaster rifle and for their heroically brave murdering of the Jedi, but...
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Saturday, July 16, 2011

Join the PR Side

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Image via Dr. Pete . If you're a fan of our good, honest work here in the Death Star's PR Division (and let's be honest, why wo...
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Friday, July 15, 2011

Alderaan: A Retrospective

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Alderaan. The "Shining Star" of the Core Worlds, a peaceful planet of unparalleled beauty, rich cultural heritage and a long, prou...
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Thursday, July 14, 2011

The Greatest Star Wars Game You'll Never Play

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If you've ever wanted to command a fleet of Star Destroyers as they bring freedom to the Galaxy by blowing up Rebel fighters, or take th...
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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

10 Terrifying Things Doctor Who Can Teach Us About Humanity's Future

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Doctor Who isn't just a documentary about the most evil being in the galaxy and how he constantly goes to other people's worlds a...
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Sunday, July 10, 2011

Another Open Letter to Beloved Hollywood Actress Natalie Portman

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Dear Natalie Portman, We trust you’ve been well since we last wrote to you after the birth of your son. The first few weeks of pare...
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Thursday, July 7, 2011

Bad Guys

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Han, Leia and Luke deaths caused by Stormtrooper: 0 . Stormtrooper deaths caused by Han, Luke and Leia: 176,442 . Sorry, who are the bad...
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