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Monday, June 28, 2010

Omelette




You can't make an omelette without blowing up a few planets.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Life



Here on the Death Star we employ 1,179,293 people with hopes, dreams & families.

I guess you could call us the "Life" Star.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Opportunity

 
Don't think of us as a "Death" Star, think of us as an "Opportunity" Star.

Mission Statement

Here at Death Star Public Relations, our ongoing mission is to spread the word about the great things the Galactic Empire is doing for you, the people.

We're about so much more than destroying planets and ridding the galaxy of the Rebel Alliance. We're also about the things that are really important to you - job security, fair taxes, free childcare and puppy dogs.


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